VCC Winter Roaster
🎯 WINTER ROASTER BONSPIEL 2026
January 9–10, 2026
📍 Vanastra Curling Club • Vanastra, Ontario
🥌 CURL HARD. ROAST HARDER.
It’s cold. Your snow boots are soaked. Your driveway is a glacier. You deserve a bonspiel.
Join us for two days of curling, comfort food, and cozy chaos. Whether you’re here to sweep the competition or just sweep yourself off the ice—we’ve got you covered.
Warning: excessive hog line violations may result in spontaneous laughter and public shaming.
🔥 WHAT’S IN THE HOUSE:
- Mixed team format (bring your spouse, your neighbor, or that guy who still brags about high school provincials)
- 3 guaranteed games—because one is never enough and four is just showing off
- Prizes for top teams, best-dressed roasters, and most theatrical wipeout
- Friday night chili & cornbread social (may cause spontaneous storytelling)
- Saturday roast beef dinner so good it might make you forget you lost every end
- Licensed lounge with music, laughter, and curling tales taller than your broom
Also featuring: broomstacking sessions where strategy is optional and exaggeration is mandatory.
🕒 SCHEDULE:
Friday, Jan 9 • First draw at 6:00 PM
Saturday, Jan 10 • Curling all day • Banquet at 6:30 PM • Dancing (or something resembling it)
💰 ENTRY FEE:
$300 per team Includes food, games, prizes, and bragging rights until next year
📣 REGISTER NOW:
Spots are hotter than our gravy boat—don’t wait! 📧 winterroaster@vanastracurlingclub.ca 📞 (519) 482-3055 🧊 Deadline: December 31, 2025
🧤 DRESS CODE:
Flannel encouraged. Rooster costumes optional. Spirit mandatory.
Extra points if your outfit screams "I sweep with style and slide with sass."
