Welcome
Editor: Philip Rember
Date: 2025-08-31
🎉 Welcome Back, Curlers!
It’s time to sweep, slide, and shout like nobody’s watching (except your skip... and probably the lounge).
Whether you’re a seasoned pro or still think “hog line” involves pigs, we’re thrilled to have you back for another season of curling, camaraderie, and post-game snacks that defy nutritional logic.
📣 REGISTRATION IS NOW OPEN!
Sign up before your team replaces you with someone who thinks a curling stone is a fancy paperweight.
This Season Includes:
- Epic shots and dramatic misses
- Sweeping that counts as cardio (barely)
- Lounge laughs and legendary snacks
- Plaid pants, questionable strategy, and heroic falls
💡 Pro Tips for the Season:
- If you fall, make it look intentional. Bonus points for flair.
- Yelling “Hurry hard!” is mandatory—even if you're sweeping like you're petting a cat.
- The lounge is always warmer than your win-loss record.
Let’s make this season unforgettable.
Or at least mildly entertaining. Either way, we’re glad you’re here.
The Vanastra Curling Club Executive Team
